Monday, December 19, 2022

What's In The Attic?

 Whats in the attic?

By Graham Swanson


1: instillation, cobwebs, mouse turds, asthma attacks, heat. Shit. 

2:big teddy bear

3 the control panel for all the towns roads and explosives

4: a floating magical eye that sees all

5: the last evil gnome with the family shotgun

6: my secret pack of cigarettes.

7: my weed plant operation

8: the sniper rifle that *really* shot jfk

9: a ladder to an observatory on the roof

10: gold bars protected by a nail bomb.


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